dianne salerni author
dianne salerni author

So, I’m on Twitter, and I see this post come up with my name and website:

Salerni Toilet

I put the sentence through Google translator — which identified the language as Icelandic — and got this translation.

The new favorite author of mine is definitely Dianne K. toilet.

I double-checked, putting in just my last name, and yup. It’s true. Salerni is the Icelandic word for toilet.

How unfortunate.Β confused-face